PMS is a powerful thing.

It so is.
Its way more than the time of the month that your significant other dreads, and its about way more than just a visit from Aunt Flow. Its like you become taken over by this invisible bitch monster that threatens to kill your spouse and eat your young. She reacts in ways that you yourself can only watch in amazement. Its like she pushes the real you out of the way and answers all questions for you, makes all your phone calls, all this for just one week though. After she goes back down into the depths, your back to normal, but people are still reeling from her visit. I'm realizing that people respect the monster bitch. Maybe I should invite her over more often than once a month.

It's a crazy thing. For example, the same things that may have happened to me last week, will cause someone to lose their lives this week. However, by the end of next week, it'll be all good again. The trick is to know what is going on and act accordingly. Ladies, if you're about to leave your man, or strangle your kids, look at the calendar and just be like...not today, ask me again next Thursday.